What's it really like to spend the night metres away from a cheetah?

I recently stayed at Cheetah Lodge, Safari Lodges at West Midlands Safari Park, and I've written an honest, no-filter review of the whole experience — the stunning up-close wildlife views, the £489-a-night price tag, the food, and a few practical details I wish I'd known before booking.

Every June, the same debate kicks off in households across Britain: do we book somewhere hot and far away, or do we just stay put and explore the UK instead?

You're just popping in to drop off your auntie for her flight to Tenerife. Ten minutes, tops. You'll be back on the M56 before her boarding pass is even scanned. That's the plan, anyway.